Navegando por internet me he en contrado, en firmas y post, con frases muy computacionales, que vale la pena recopilar para reir un buen rato.
ESPAÑOL
1. La Inteligencia Artificial no es rival para la Estupidez Natural.
2. La caja decia “Requiere Win95 o superior. Asi que instale Linux.
3. “Una imagen vale mil palabras”, pero consume mil veces mas memoria.
4. El codigo mas dificil de corregir es el que sabes que es imposible que tenga errores.
5. Nunca te burles de los Geeks. Un dia seran tus jefes.
6. Existen 10 tipos de personas, las que entienden binario y las que no.
7. s1 pu3d35 l33r 35t0 n3c3s174s 3ch4r |_|n p0lv0.
8. El vaso no esta medio lleno o medio vacío. Simplemente es del doble del tamaño que debe ser.
9. “Mira! Si compila! Véndelo!”.
INGLES
1. People say that if you play Microsoft CD’s backwards, you hear satanic things, but that’s nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.
2. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
3. In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
4. A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those?
5. “Concept: On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape button.”
6. Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.
7. Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
8. SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0
- returned 0 results
9. It’s not bogus, it’s an IBM standard.
10. Real programmers don’t document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
11. LISP = Lots of Irritating Silly Parentheses
12. A fresh pair of eyes can change the landscape of any problem.
13. An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second orders half a beer the third asks for a quarter of a beer. Before the next one can speak, the bartender says “You’re all idiots,” and pours two beers.
LIM(SUM(1:n)1/x)->2 LOL !!!! con n=2,4,6,8…..2*x
14. There’s no place like 127.0.0.1
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